Friday, October 12, 2018

Going Mad: We're still running out of time

It's almost Friday the 13th so let's pause to look in on the globalistical warmening loonies.

I blame Jim.
Blaming the victims. Does University of Saint Thomas thermal sciences professor John Abraham actually believe Florida Panhandle residents deserved to get hit by a catastrophic hurricane for electing “climate deniers?” “Victims of Hurricane Michael voted for climate deniers,” reads the headline an article by Abraham. “Elections have consequences. Denying science has consequences. And we are reaping what we sow.”

Still running out of time. Former Vice President Al Gore warned the world was “running out of time” to stop catastrophic global warming.

Oh no, another scholar. A visiting scholar at the University of Minnesota’s Institute on the Environment was blunt: In order to save Earth, capitalism must be destroyed: "The world's top scientists just gave rigorous backing to systematically dismantle capitalism as a key requirement to maintaining civilization and a habitable planet." Holthaus also tweeted that he is available to lend his expertise to “any TV/radio news program this week to put this report in its appropriate context” — but with a special exemption for Fox News due to their not accepting science. “Because f*** them.”

Better pay off the mortgage now. Terrifying climate change warning: 12 years until we’re doomed.

Oh no, another scholar. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the future of the Democratic Party: “Our children’s lives are on the line. Americans are dying because of a government too coward (sic) to save the planet.”

Still running out of time. Former Vice President Al Gore warned the world was “running out of time” to stop catastrophic global warming.

Somebody do something about this right away! As CO2 levels change, sperm concentrations in male semen change right along. As the authors put it, “Our global manhood is being steadily shriveled into effeminancy by our huge and rising emission of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere.” We need to do something about this right away."

Top off your tank now. A new U.N. report suggests a $240 per gallon gas tax equivalent is needed to fight global warming.

Oh no, another scholar. A lecturer at Loughborough University in the United Kingdom and colleagues issued a news release this year asking journalists to banish the term "natural disaster" from our lexicon. "By blaming nature on disasters, we're saying there is nothing we can do about this. The frequency of the high category events like Michael should go up as a result of climate warming."

Still running out of time. Former Vice President Al Gore warned the world was “running out of time” to stop catastrophic global warming.

It's not all bad. Environmental activists showed their apprehension for fossil fuel production by taking off all their clothes and going on a 10-mile bike ride.

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