Wednesday, August 02, 2017

The Madness: Is your dog autistic or just gender fluid?

I'm pretty sure there must be something in the water.

Creating a swamp, one frog at a time. California is the state where Governor Jerry Brown recently signed a law specifically intended to regulate cow, really. It will probably come as no surprise that the state recently set aside nearly 2 million acres (for those who have difficulty conceptualizing what 2 million acres looks like, it's roughly 3x the size of Rhode Island) in order to protect a frog, the Sierra Nevada yellow-legged frog to be exact.

Trying to keep up with California. New York City Won't Force Naked Beggars to At Least Get a Licence, Because Most are Illegal Immigrants and Wouldn't Comply Anyway.

Beware autistic dogs. An increased skepticism towards inoculating pets is likely the result of a national movement that claims vaccines can cause autism in children, according to the doctor, who said she has seen an increase in clients unwilling to have their dogs vaccinated in recent years.

Beware tranny dogs. Experience: My dog underwent gender reassignment surgery. Molly seemed like a perfectly normal female pup at first.

This explains everything. Pets cannot speak for themselves. They cannot tell you that they are being misgendered. It’s important not to make assumptions about what gender your animal is based off of its sex. Animals can have diverse genders just like humans, and they can have diverse sexualities also.

You go first. More college kids pledge to REMOVE TESTICLES if Trump builds wall!

Keep your hands off the planets. NASA is hiring a planetary protection officer with a salary of up to $187,000. Planetary protection officers are tasked with making sure humans don't contaminate planets, moons, and other objects in space. They're also supposed to help prevent any alien microbes from spreading to Earth.

Why don't you just sit in it, then? A Seattle, Washington, councilman implied that a new effort to clean excrement off the side walk outside the local courthouse could be racist. The smell of urine and excrement have gotten so bad outside a King County courthouse that two judges are scrambling to find ways to fix the situation. Councilman Larry Gossett opposes power washing feces from the sidewalks to tamp down on the smell. Power washing the sidewalks is too reminiscent of civil rights activists being hosed down, he said.

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