Thursday, July 20, 2017

Honey, did you unplug the iron?

Loser.
You're at the airport, and you suddenly wonder ...

Here's a tip: Use your phone to take a picture of the iron. Or the stove dials. Or the coffee maker. Whatever makes you crazy. Then for the rest of your trip you can stare at the picture.

This does not work for those home invaders lurking just behind that bush right out there. That one. See 'em? The bush dying because you didn't water it. See?


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