Wednesday, June 14, 2017

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Comey Urologist Confirms: He is a leaker

"May I be excused for a minute?"
Washington D.C. – Last week former FBI direct James Comey made a startling disclosure: he had given parts of a private memo to a friend with the hopes he would leak it to the press.  President Trump was swift to rebut, “He’s a leaker.”

This news came as a surprise to almost everyone, except Comey’s urologist, Dr.
Ian P. Cockburn. “He has been leaking for some time. I just didn’t know he had confided in
President Trump about such a personal matter.”

Cockburn added that he felt it was poor taste for Trump to disclose such a personal matter to the American people. “He really should have kept that to himself. Most people don’t care that when Jim has the urge to urinate he has little time to waste.” 

When the Gomerblog team reached out to Sean Spincer during the daily White House Press briefing, hoping for some clarification, Spincer deflected any sort of explanation. “What the President is trying to do is bring broader awareness about the challenges people face with Overactive Bladder. I don’t know if he intended to share Comey’s personal health information.”

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