Friday, May 12, 2017

Barack Obama pockets $3 million to tilt at cow farts

The man appeared at the Global Food Innovation Summit in Milan, and they gave him $3.27 million for his new foundation. ( I assume he learned the foundation thing from Hillary.)

To lecture the world on the environment, he took a private jet to Milan, where he was shuttled about by a 14-car convoy, with a helicopter overhead and 300 extra police spewing exhaust into the environment.

There he proclaimed:
“As people want to increase meat consumption, that in turn is spiking the growth of greenhouse emissions coming out of the agricultural sector,” Obama stated, linking the production of meat to not only methane in cows, but also to the emissions factories omit while processing those cows. “People aren’t as familiar with the impact of cows and methane,” he said. Obama then did his thing by encouraging people to just eat smaller steaks.
Part of the festivity was a sit down interview portion of his speech with his former White House chef Sam Kass. No man is respected by his valet. Didn't The O know this?
Kass said that he probably cooked “thousands of steaks” for the president, but Obama interrupted. 
“I don’t think, thousands,” he protested. 
“Well hundreds maybe,” Kass backtracked.  
“What is true is that I’m not a vegetarian,” Obama admitted, adding that he “respected vegetarians” but continued to eat meat.
Let's do the math. The O Man spoke for 100 minutes. That's $30,000 per minute. In this time he referred to himself 216 times. He said “I” 168 times, “me” or “my” 40 times, and said “we,” “us” or “our” referring to his family 8 times.

That's $15,139 per mention.

He's pulling our leg right? We're supposed to just pretend he's serious?

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