Wednesday, February 08, 2017

It's bad all over

The word may not end tonight, but it might be smart to hold off on paying your taxes. Here are the Top Ten Signs that We're All Gonna Die, courtesy of The Drudge Report.

10. 'Mass Migration, Disaster and Inner-City Turmoil'
  9.  Bulls break free backstage at bullfight -- cause chaos
  8.  Smell like locker room? Ask app
  7.  Zuckerberg funds mind-reading brain implant
  6.  'KILLER CLOWN' JAILED FOR CHASING PREGNANT WOMAN
  5.  Thousands of Dead Bees Wash Ashore on FL Beach
  4.  REPORT: Army Preps for Urban Warfare
  3.  China 'has prepared for pre-emptive strike against US military bases'
  2.  'VEGENOMICS' AT ROOT OF SALAD CRUNCH

And the No. 1 reason we're all gonna die ...

  1.  Scientists Warn: Increased Alien Contact Attempts Leads to Doom

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